March 2012
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Die burrito! XD
So I’m eating my dinner- having a splendorous time- when I realize that my cute little outfit is cover in beans. The culprit? None other than my overflowing burrito. ” I HAVE A STAIN ON MY SHIRT! OH MY GOD ITS THE END OF THE WORLLLLLLLD~~~~ OH NUUUUUUUU~~~~ “ Oh, the agony….. =_=”
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My mom is a ditz....
This has happened on more than one occasion; my mother goes shopping and brings home whipped cream. I then ask its purpose, and question its place in our fridge, for I see no pie, cake, ice cream, or really any possible nourishment you would most likely put whipped cream on. Why is this in our fridge? Why did she figure we needed this? Her unclear and ludicrous train of thought still bewilders...
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Why you no reblog me? Geezzzzz.
I feel like every time I post something, its a waste of time, because I only have eight people fallowing me. Who’s going to notice it anyway? Hahahaha. I guess I was talking to myself this whole time.(sadly, I don’t need a computer to talk to myself; I do that on my own time.) So why am I even on tumblr? This situation is ineffable…
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I love to write poems~
No more worries, no more woe, the impending future may seem too slow. Though you think your outlook is bleak, there is an outcome with much less grief. Your distress and misfortune will soon amend, if you take control, and let time bend. Remaining fixated on your undeniable agony, will not recede your ineffable misery. My point is plain, and evident. In novels, and films, this theme is...
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I hate it when you want to be alone, and your...
You guys swarm me like bees to honey. THERE IS NO SWEET, GOLDEN, GOO ANYWHERE IN SIGHT.
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejbOFk7H6c
SNOW IN NEWPORT!
I was so exited I slammed my hand in the window yesterday, and it still hurts today…… tragic.
Sorry Tumblr.... I've been neglecting you.
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Someone should draw me as a bunny. :D
seriously duuuuuude.
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That kid is going to grow up to be something...
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I'm trolling the fuck out of you guys. PLAY THIS... →
its not what you think. just try it. seriously. :D
YESSSSSSSSSSSS I FINALLY HAVE A COMPUTER!
February 2012
30 posts
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I love that show
Me WHILE watching ghost adventures:
“WHOA DUDE! DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!?”
Me AFTER watching ghost adventures:
“NEVER AGAIN.”
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See the difference?
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TEXT MESSAGE~
Me: Hey, hey, hey. So, are we going to kats today?
Pixi: Yeah, I think so.
Me: Think? Think!? The corect answer, my dear lady, is do, do, DO! Now show me your game face, or so help me Buddha, I will cartweel my way over there, and instert my foot to your pasty, white, ass! RWAWR!!! (lol I always wanted to do that.)
Pixi: I have chores, and stuff to do today. And you know what?Go ahead, and try...
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KIRSTIN WILL NOT STEAL MY SEAT
(Oh the irony of me refrenceing “big bang theory”.)
Every day since the begining of the year, I have made sure that every e-learning class I’ve gone to I would be seated in the soft, yellow chair. The only chair that is suitable for the hight of the desks, and is cooshend- wich I think is alot better than the silly, plastic, blue seats wich I consider inapropriate to call a...
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"Sick" at home >:)
So I wake up in the morning with my tummy hurting.
SO I stay in bed.
My mom goes to work:
……Sorry mom.
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I want a pet robot......
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
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THAT PICTUE IS STALKING ME! D:
SO I’m on google images, looking up gifs. Awesome.
BUT
This one….
Horribble….
Horrible….
Picture is fallowing me.
No matter what I type in
Its there!
What does it want from me? I did nothing wrong.
………………………………………………………….
Other...
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B-but.....I usually say yes to dace time. D:
So, in my opinion:
-Dances are 83% people at your school you dont know, or dont bother taking to, and 17% friends (If your me).
That sounded more sad then I intended.
-Trying to dance in high heels and dresses dosnt work unless your trying “break dance” (Bazinga!) Exeption: The motherfuckin tango!
-Its not a good place to be if your claustrophobic.
-When slow dances come on you...
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Only happy tears now
Tumblr: You post has been liked. GOOD FOR YOU!
ME: OHGODHOGODOHGOD! B-BUT HOW? WHY? WHO?
TUMBLR WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!? <3
Tea time.
I cant sleep. SO I’m drinking camomile tea with mint, grapefruit and guava.YUM! hopefully I’ll pass out. :D
Guava’s a funny word.
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January 2012
11 posts
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metroid
when ever I play Metroid (prime,ehcos), I flip my shit when I see the zambies. I know what your thinking, “Plum, are’nt the zombies one of the easiest thing to fight?” YEAH, I know! Its not because their zombies, its because their incredibly slow space zombies. Slow zombies are the worst, I would know, I’m use to playing left for dead.
Left for dead reaction:
Metroid...
Female Batman!
In video productin class, my frirend david was in need of a pencil, so he asked Lexi for on. She didnt have one, so I gave him one. He said. “Geez Lexi, why cant you have a pencil like Jessica? She’s like female batman; she always has everything you need.”
….Lexi never stoped calling me “female batman” ever since……
Why can’t I be Raven? I...
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Monster Trucks.
Okay, so my friend tiffy has this theory about guys and trucks. She said that the bigger the guys truck, the smaller their dick is.
So we were sitting on the sidewalk during lunch looking at the cars passing by. Everytime a big truck went by we luaghed.
But then……
Some dude in a tinie tiny smart car drives by.
My recation:
“DAAAAAAAAMN!”
Weirest day...
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