Plum~

Die burrito! XD

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:13:35 -0400

So I’m eating my dinner- having a splendorous time- when I realize that my cute little outfit is cover in beans. The culprit? None other than my overflowing burrito.

” I HAVE A STAIN ON MY SHIRT! OH MY GOD ITS THE END OF THE WORLLLLLLLD~~~~ OH NUUUUUUUU~~~~ “

Oh, the agony….. =_=”

My mom is a ditz....

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:51:42 -0400

This has happened on more than one occasion; my mother goes shopping and brings home whipped cream. I then ask its purpose, and question its place in our fridge, for I see no pie, cake, ice cream, or really any possible nourishment you would most likely put whipped cream on. Why is this in our fridge? Why did she figure we needed this? Her unclear and ludicrous train of thought still bewilders me. “I don’t know.” Dear mother, are you telling me that while grocery shopping, for no particular reason, you suddenly decided that our whip cream famine needed to take care of immediately , even though we have nothing to put it on? I guess I’ll just eat it straight out of the bottle.

Why you no reblog me? Geezzzzz.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:55:00 -0400

I feel like every time I post something, its a waste of time, because I only have eight people fallowing me. Who’s going to notice it anyway? Hahahaha. I guess I was talking to myself this whole time.(sadly, I don’t need a computer to talk to myself; I do that on my own time.) So why am I even on tumblr? This situation is ineffable…

I love to write poems~

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:41:59 -0400

No more worries, no more woe, the impending future may seem too slow. Though you think your outlook is bleak, there is an outcome with much less grief. Your distress and misfortune will soon amend, if you take control, and let time bend. Remaining fixated on your undeniable agony, will not recede your ineffable misery. My point is plain, and evident. In novels, and films, this theme is relevant.

So, if you heard this before, than why am I telling you?

Do I really have to spell it out, or put it in rhymes? Oh please! That’s just an enormous waste of my time. All you need is to not take this message for granted, because that, my dear friend, is the cause of my ranting. Now ask yourself; was it worth all the whining and moaning? Wouldn’t you rather spend the day with a smile, than hating and loathing? Sure! Of course it is! There’s no debating. So go and run, and sing, and don’t waste your time waiting!

I hate it when you want to be alone, and your friends come in by the dozens.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:01:00 -0400

You guys swarm me like bees to honey. THERE IS NO SWEET, GOLDEN, GOO ANYWHERE IN SIGHT.

watch this!

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:50:31 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MejbOFk7H6c

SNOW IN NEWPORT!

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:43:00 -0400

I was so exited I slammed my hand in the window yesterday, and it still hurts today…… tragic.

Sorry Tumblr.... I've been neglecting you.

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:41:45 -0400

We are beautiful creatures

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 14:29:47 -0500

We are beautiful creatures

Someone should draw me as a bunny. :D

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 15:21:00 -0500

seriously duuuuuude.

That kid is going to grow up to be something amazing.

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:37:08 -0500

I'm trolling the fuck out of you guys. PLAY THIS AND YOU WONT REGRET IT. I SWEAR.

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:27:00 -0500

I'm trolling the fuck out of you guys. PLAY THIS AND YOU WONT REGRET IT. I SWEAR. :

its not what you think. just try it. seriously. :D

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I FINALLY HAVE A COMPUTER!

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:11:00 -0500

I love that show

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:35:00 -0500

Me WHILE watching ghost adventures:

“WHOA DUDE! DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!?”

Me AFTER watching ghost adventures:

“NEVER AGAIN.”

…………………………………………….

See the difference?

TEXT MESSAGE~

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:17:00 -0500

Me: Hey, hey, hey. So, are we going to kats today?

Pixi: Yeah, I think so.

Me: Think? Think!? The corect answer, my dear lady, is do, do, DO! Now show me your game face, or so help me Buddha, I will cartweel my way over there, and instert my foot to your pasty, white, ass! RWAWR!!! (lol I always wanted to do that.)

Pixi: I have chores, and stuff to do today. And you know what?Go ahead, and try to get anywhere near this beautiful rumpus, I double chocolate dare you. XD

Me: Chocolate, eh? Well I double strawberry dare myse- OH. WAIT. I TRIPPLE NEAPOLITAN DARE MYSELF. Oh. Yeah.

BEST FRIENDS~

KIRSTIN WILL NOT STEAL MY SEAT

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:03:00 -0500

(Oh the irony of me refrenceing “big bang theory”.)

Every day since the begining of the year, I have made sure that every e-learning class I’ve gone to I would be seated in the soft, yellow chair. The only chair that is suitable for the hight of the desks, and is cooshend- wich I think is alot better than the silly, plastic, blue seats wich I consider inapropriate to call a “chair”- This story is extreemely relivent to the “goldie locks and the three bears”, exept I highly doubt that kirsten is a bear, nor was the chair hers in the first place- not to say that it was mine,……..But it did have my lovely, little butt print forever stamped on its plush yellow seat.

ANYWAY. Ever since the the new semester began, kirsten thought it would be histarical to take it for herself, leaveing me with the seat that lacked hight compared to the poor, verticly challenged, desk. I will have my sweet, yet salty (because I heard sweet and salty complement eachother very nicely) REVENGE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:28:00 -0500

"Sick" at home >:)

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:45:00 -0500

So I wake up in the morning with my tummy hurting.

SO I stay in bed.

My mom goes to work:

……Sorry mom.

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:38:00 -0500

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:37:00 -0500